If someone can’t get me a free download of The Wonder Years’ album Get Stoked On It!, I might kill myself
Things people say to my girlfriend
“Your boyfriend is kinda short”
“Your boyfriend can’t drive?? Is he retarded????”
“You’re hot, why are you with that fag??”
“Your boyfriend looks like a girl”
“Hey, have you noticed how short your boyfriend is??”
- Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
- Johnny Depp: Yes.

